Morning People Are The Hottest!
There's literally another world out there and it happens while you're still in bed snoozing. Sad! Night Out = Broke Ass Decisions. You wanna go out tonight?? Aight aight let's run the numbers my thrifty kings and queens. First you gotta gas yourself up which means an outfit NOT from the pile on your chair — that's $20-80 right there if you're thrifting like a pro, or $150+ if you're paying full price like someone who hasn't discovered Depop yet. Then you actually gotta leave the house which is a whole thing — Uber $25, the G train if you're brave, but let's be real it's an Uber. You get to the bar and a cocktail is $18?? A BEER is $8??? You're already 3 drinks deep before the night actually starts and you've spent more than you'd drop on groceries for the WEEK.
